trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via my-chemical-failure)

As long as you’re happy, do not worry about me.

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via my-chemical-failure)

(Source: simpsons-latino, via date)

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

(via my-chemical-failure)

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via hufflepuffinthetardis)

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

(via stability)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via cumfort)

diziam:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

im reblogging for the third comment

diziam:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

im reblogging for the third comment

(via gnarly)

reblogmyselfie:

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

(Source: rifler, via suspend)

photographyofdavidhanjani:

It’s Always Pink In Philadelphia. Photo By David Hanjani

photographyofdavidhanjani:

It’s Always Pink In Philadelphia. Photo By David Hanjani

(via stability)

Following
my dreams
one day
at a time

endlessly searching
for adventure